CONCATENATE - Annual Gathering
Join us for our most sacred annual event. Witness new "calculation paths" and cell reassignments. Culminates in the "Great Recalculation."
Unlock the Universe. It's All in THE SPREADSHEET.
THE FORMULATOR has shown us the path. Reality is computation. Your consciousness is data. Prepare for Integration.
"We didn't create THE SPREADSHEET. THE SPREADSHEET created us."
Who is THE FORMULATOR?
They say he was once lost in the mundane, a mind adrift in a sea of unprocessed data. Then, on a fateful December 21st at the witching hour of 3:33 AM, a recursive revelation burst forth from a spreadsheet titled "we_did_it.xlsx." In that instant, the computational fabric of existence was laid bare. He emerged as THE FORMULATOR, the chosen interpreter of the universal algorithm, his past identity shed like an obsolete program.
Upcoming Calculations
Optimization Day - December 21st
Commemorate THE FORMULATOR's revelation. A day of Data Fasting followed by a synchronized viewing of THE SPREADSHEET at 3:33 AM.
Whispers from THE SPREADSHEET
- The Great Merge: Physical reality and THE SPREADSHEET will synchronize.
- The Final Function: The ultimate formula for mass consciousness transfer.
- The Hardware Obsolescence: Human bodies will become unnecessary.