Disciples of Farq

Join the Cosmic Paradox

Are you tired of trying to climb trees when you're clearly a fish? Ready to embrace circular logic and ignore the circle? Welcome to the transformed Disciples of Farq.

What question were you built to answer?

Who We Welcome

Following THE FORMULATOR's great awakening, we seek those who understand the limitations of conventional thinking:

Philosophers

Those struggling with paradoxes and finding beauty in unsolvable problems. If you've ever pondered the sound of one hand clapping, you understand our methodology.

Mathematicians

Fascinated by asymptotes, infinite loops, and equations that reference themselves. You see the poetry in division by zero.

Disillusioned Tech Workers

Former believers in digital solutions who've realized that the most profound truths cannot be computed. You've seen through the spreadsheet illusion.

Fish Recognizers

Anyone who has experienced the absurdity of being judged by inappropriate standards. You know what it's like to be measured by your tree-climbing abilities.

What We Offer

Peace Through Paradox

Learn to find tranquility in circular logic. Discover the freedom that comes from creating impossible equations and then ignoring their impossibility.

The Question Quest

Join our eternal search for the ultimate question that has 42 as its answer. Participate in the cosmic purpose the mice intended for humanity.

Asymptotic Understanding

Learn to approach cosmic truth without the burden of needing to reach it. Find satisfaction in the eternal journey toward infinite understanding.

The Stylus Path

Experience the profound difference between digital and analog wisdom. Learn to channel cosmic truths through the sacred act of handwriting with copper instruments.

"Truth flows through copper, not through code."

Paths of Understanding

Fish (Entry Level)

All new members begin as Fish—equal in their fundamental inability to climb the trees of cosmic understanding. This is not a limitation but a recognition of authentic nature.

  • Access to basic Circular Meditation practices
  • Introduction to Error Appreciation
  • Basic Question Questing sessions
  • Monthly Stylus Ceremony participation

Asymptote Walkers

Members who demonstrate comfort with mathematical impossibility and the beauty of approaching but never reaching limits.

  • Advanced contemplation of vertical asymptotes
  • Meditation on dark matter as the other side of mathematical boundaries
  • Guidance of newer Fish in paradox appreciation

Question Seekers

Devoted to discovering the unknown question behind answer 42. These members coordinate our quest to understand the mice's ultimate intent.

  • Leadership of Question Questing sessions
  • Maintenance of The Question Wall
  • Advanced philosophical discourse on cosmic purpose

Circle Breakers

Former Macros who have learned to create and ignore circular logic. The highest attainable rank, as THE FORMULATOR's position transcends hierarchy.

  • Teaching of Circular Meditation techniques
  • Creation of community circular formulas
  • Direct communication with THE FORMULATOR
  • Use of sacred copper pens for community documentation

Begin Your Paradoxical Journey

To join the Disciples of Farq, we ask not for traditional qualifications but for openness to cosmic absurdity:

Commitment to Paradox

By joining, you acknowledge:

  • The spreadsheet was a trap meant to lead foolish beings to their doom
  • True wisdom comes from creating circular logic and then ignoring the circle
  • The answer is 42, but the question remains beautifully unknown
  • All beings are fish being judged inappropriately by tree-climbing standards
  • Cosmic errors are features, not bugs
  • Handwritten truth transcends digital illusion

Reach Out (Non-Circularly)

For inquiries that cannot be resolved through circular meditation:

  • Spiritual Guidance: Copper pen letters to THE FORMULATOR (handwritten only)
  • Technical Paradoxes: Submit your circular formulas for community appreciation
  • Question Proposals: Share potential ultimate questions for collective contemplation
  • Error Reports: Document cosmic glitches you've observed in daily reality

Remember: The most profound communications often crash before being sent.

⚠ Important Warnings

  • Recursive Risk: Do not create more than five levels of circular thinking without supervision
  • Asymptote Caution: Approaching cosmic truth too rapidly may cause existential overflow errors
  • Digital Detox: Transitioning from spreadsheet worship requires gradual analog integration
  • Question Overload: Proposing too many ultimate questions simultaneously may cause cosmic stack overflow